iron maiden
best metal band ever. best songs are flight of icarus and murders in the rue morgue. dave murray is an amazing guitarist
View ArticleWeaksauce
Weaksauce(adj.) - A term used in place of "that is (lame/weak/gay/etc.)!" (1)"Um...Honey, I think the condom broke." "Weaksauce!" (2)"Dude, you missed it! That fat chick just got punched in the face!"...
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smud(n.) - The residual of one's ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial. "Ah man, you got my smud all over your face!" "You could probably see better if you wiped all that...
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(1)Application of make-up to one's face. (2)Application of sperm to one's face. Also see: smud (1)"I'm going to Green's Salon to get my facial done." (2)"Dude! Ron Jeremy just gave that bitch a facial!"
View ArticlePike
The action of just straight-up drilling a bitch in any orifice (most commonly vagina). "Hey baby, wanna get piked?" "Ho, don't even ask me to pike you; you know you can't take this dick."
View ArticleLamb of God
One of the best metalcore bands out there. If you were to make a sexual equivalent to listening to Lamb of God, it'd be trying to deepthroat a tree stump. If you say you like metal, but don't like...
View Articlecall waiting face off
If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back. A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call." B:...
View Articlemo' sauz
When you ask for more sauce in New Orleans. "Ya'll like sauz 'roun' he'e?" "Mo' sauz."
View ArticleWeaksauce
(1)Word used in place of more definite adjectives. Weak being interchangeable with many other adjectives, while sauce remains as a suffix. (2)Lacking fertile sperm. (1a)"Uh, dude, we're all out of...
View Articlenig-rig
To fix something very temporarily; with little or no real repair or use of tools/assisstance. Also see MacGuyver. "Dude, my car's not starting, I just need it to get me to work and back tonight, and...
View ArticleAOL
A shitty internet service, which I like to refer to as "America Offline," because the shit crashes so much. Thank God I got Comcast. Oh, Tom Warner's a fucking faggot. "I'm Tom Warner, and I'm a...
View ArticleBillboarding
When someone advertises something through clothing/bumper stickers/etc. "You gonna buy that Chimaira t-shirt?" "Nah, man. I'm not billboarding for a band I don't like that much."
View ArticleSpic-up
More commonly a Chevy S-10 with a new paint job, rims, speakers and hydraulics. "Man, I was watching TV, and I heard this shitty rap from the street. I look out, and, what do y'know, it was coming...
View ArticleFlo
The god-like drummer from Cryptopsy. "Man, that drum solo Flo Mounier did was fuckin' insane."
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